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I bought a teddy bear for myself last night in the grocery store. That's not like me - at all. He was just sitting in the coffee section by himself. He poorly made with thin fur and an off-center nose, so I named him Crooked Bear right there next to the instant decaf. And then I almost left without buying him. But I did. Phew. Crooked Bear and I almost had to spend our lives apart.
--Dylan
2002.12.24
So Mo found my keys which has been missing since mid-Sunday or so. I swear I did check my car...but what kind of dork would leave them hanging out of the lock of the trunk for 2 days straight?

Game of the Moment
About the oddest 'educational' game I've ever seen, it's Journey to Planet Prostate. Guide this little fella, Sammy Sperm, through 5 levels, from Arousal Nebula to Planet Prostate. All I can think of was my old chemistry teacher's old joke, "there is a Vas Deferens between men and women".

Grumble of the Moment
I swear I installed my holiday header before memepool did.

Quote of the Moment
The Tedium Is The Message
But their current favorite slogan seems to be "Please Don't Start World War III".