July 6, 2015

2015.07.06
Religion exists for two reasons: life is hard and death is terrifying

I'm so proud and so zapped at the same time.
Carli LLoyd after helping the USA beat Japan in the Woman's World Cup
that was after a beauty like this:

Did not realize 'zapped' was a word...
Do you know why the universe is so dark / It's cuz you're not really looking

I feel bad for photons that travel 93 million miles from the sun and then have to bounce off your stupid face.