* "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put your sister and I together." * "Is your father a thief? Because that's totally my jetta you parked outside." * "You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all night. ...Screaming." * "That shirt looks good on you, but it would look even better stuffed into the neck of a vodka bottle and flung burning through our office building's window. Let's do it. Let's fucking do it and never look back. " * "Wanna play an army game? Lay down on the ground and I'll blow your brains out." * "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" * "Did you die and go to hell...? 'cause you're hot!" * "Baby, are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got 'I'm gonna max out your credit card' written all over you. " * "Eeee, by gum, you don't sweat much for a fat lass" (said in a thick, thick Northern English accent) -- xkcd comic and discussion on "cheesy pickup lines gone wrong".
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