radiators want you to sit around all day too. we just got ours fixed, but it involved a lot of gwen sitting around, waiting.
I experienced the same /f/ connection with IT MU5T BE FOUND, but I never thought about it.
Except for the 5/S thing, I'm pretty well-trained when it comes to typing in B1FF!!11!-speak, so I see 4 as A or, at a stretch, H. That makes you Kiak, or Kihk. Both words that resemble ethnic groups of some kind. (The first group may have invented the small watercraft of the same name.)