Kirk. As I said last night, that DOES sound good. Of course, I was insane hungry last night. But still. The Star Market down the street sells quality can openers, and I encourage you to become familiar with their merchandise. They even sell the Boca fake sausages you like. Or they did, once. The market is your friend!
Kirk, try http://www.parodyville.com and see the "Cookin' with Ken" link for easy, three-ingredient bachelor recipes. You might want to submit your recipe there. Brooke, you are too funny :-) ..... Rennie