I won't spoil it for the rest of y'all, but Kirk confirmed I deserve a cookie, and not cake. That's what I get for missing the relevant comic and relying on the movie.
Hee Hee Hee, next up it'll be Unicron versus Galactus, winner gets to devour Middle Earth. Who needs one ring to rule them all when you have the Autobot Matrix of Leadership? Take notes Frodo