If you keep track of kisrael.com records such as "worst run-on sentence" I think you might have a contender there.
Laptops need beverage too.
Heheheh. Yeah, I noticed a tendency for longish sentences in my writing lately. I try to strucutre them so they're still readable, however.
I also like how I follow the monstrosity with a little baby fragment "Next to the beer".
Not sure why Cardinals is a popular team name, but the NFL certainly demonstrates that the Cardinals are, indeed, "pretty wussy" compared to the Eagles, Ravens, etc. :)
C'mon, Kirk. Haven't you known Evil Bastard long enough to know that being in the same room with him and beer is a bad idea? ;-)
Nah, I can't pin this one on him, except for having such tasty Magic Hat "Heart of Darkness" stout on hand.
I do feel a bit like some kind of alky when this stuff happens, even though the beer had very little to do with my clumsiness.
I've never tried it, but heard that you should be able to clean your keyboard by washing thoroughly with de-ionised water then letting it dry completely. I guess I'd remove the battery first, but the de-ionised water should leave no deposits and does not conduct electricity very well.