Whenever Dane Cook sees a guy in a Superman T-shirt, he wants to shoot them in the chest, and if they start bleeding he says "GUESS NOT!"
--Nick B Tue, 06 Dec 2005 13:20:18 -0500
Charming!
I had no idea Superman T-shirts were prevelant enough to be provoke such ire. I've only seen one guy in one (not counting this photo) and he's a pretty serious fan. Seriously, that's a pretty fucking anti-hipster/geek-social joke to make.
Besides, being impervious to bullets is really one of the less interesting Supermanish traits. I'd say he should toss 'em off a building and see if they fly.
--Kirk Tue, 06 Dec 2005 14:39:42 -0500
My fiancee has a Superman shirt.
Your dad was a joker, huh?
--The_Lex Tue, 06 Dec 2005 16:52:28 -0500
Yeah...
actually people were pretty surprised when he felt led to the minstry...
--Kirk Tue, 06 Dec 2005 19:36:25 -0500
There's something to that actually. We all know that Superman puffed up his chest as people fired bullets at it. But then they'd throw their gun-- and he'd duck. hunh?
--LAN3 Tue, 06 Dec 2005 20:43:09 -0500
I've heard someone make a snarky comment about "that's because George Reeve is immune to imaginary bullets but not heavy prop pistols"
Takes away some of the magic though.
--Kirk Wed, 07 Dec 2005 07:46:57 -0500
Maybe back then, Superman could still get disoriented by the heavy object hitting him.
--The_Lex Wed, 07 Dec 2005 09:30:09 -0500
Maybe gun handles have kryptonite? As opposed to the ordinary Terrestrial bullets.
--Kirk Wed, 07 Dec 2005 16:34:41 -0500
"Police Squad!," the zany parody of 1950s/60s cop shows had a great gag based on the throw pistol: they showed Frank Drebin having in a gunfight, where he and some goon were shown behind cover in opposing angles until a wide shot came along to indicate that they were mere feet apart and more or less aiming past each other. After each ran out of bullets, they'd throw their guns--and then produce from every pocket more empty guns to throw at the other. That is absolutely a fantastic gag.
--LAN3 Wed, 07 Dec 2005 22:09:22 -0500