take your number 2 pencil and...
Yeah, you got the link but you failed to quote the best part. <p>
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If you are a high school student, please, for love of "The Man" and his "System",
DON'T do anything described in this article! Over the years you will discover
that meaning in life is derived from being very employed and consuming as much
as you can on weekends and your ten paid holidays. Doing poorly on the SAT
jeopardizes your proper placement as a cog in the machine. The Man has many
glorious gifts stored up for you in the System, and he desperately wants to
give them to you, but when you stop conforming, The Man feels great sorrow,
and may even have to punish you... I shouldn't even be telling you these
things, young Consumer. Just... No, that's all I'm saying. Okay, that's...
Just, okay?, just leave. I don't want any trouble. I love the System! All
hail the System! (Breaking in to song:) Work, work, work, work, work,
consume, consume!   Work, work, work, work, work, consume, consume!
(Repeat phrase 50 more times, and the System song begins again.)

--efil Sat May 10 16:11:16 2003

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