if you're dreaming and you know it clap their hands
The Passage du jour puts me in mind of "Squirrel Cop," the anecdote told by a suburban burbclave cop about his first day on the job, trying to remove an animal from the home of a young couple who were just trying to have a quiet evening in.

http://www.thislife.org/pages/descriptions/98/115.html (Act 2)
--LAN3 Tue Sep 23 19:07:49 2003

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