Maybe I should go to Eye Q Optical next year when it's time once again for a new prescription. I've usually gone to Lens Crafters in Peabody but I'm afraid one time I go in there I'm going to leave with a hideous pair of frames, considering I'm almost legally blind without my glasses.
pedal to the metal, heel to the steel
Also, after they find out my name, do you think the people at Eye Q Optical will sing songs with my name in it? Because that always creeps me out about Lens Crafters.
--Candi Sun Jun 27 13:00:20 2004
This isn't going to turn into that King of the Hill episode where Bill put on a dress and introduced himself to everyone as Lenore?
--Nick B Sun Jun 27 18:46:09 2004
I have to say...I have very little idea what either of you are talking about. They sing at Lens Crafters? What do they sing? And I'm totally missing the tie-in with the king of the hill episode.
--Kirk Sun Jun 27 21:46:01 2004
Oh, nevermind, the comparison w/ me and Mo.
well, we were a somewhat gender neutral couple to begin with...
--Kirk Sun Jun 27 22:01:49 2004
Whenever I go to Lens Crafters, the manager always sings to me, usually it's some obscure song that references candy or something. He's a very odd man.
--Candi Mon Jun 28 09:07:56 2004
Ah, didn't know if it was a corporate thing or what.
"I Want Candy", "The Candy Man Can", that kind of thing?
--Kirk Mon Jun 28 09:37:33 2004
Yep! You'd be surprised at the amount of songs that have Candy or Candi in it!
--Candi Mon Jun 28 10:50:57 2004
"I want Candy" sung by a lens crafters dude seems a little creepy.
I suppose there are a lot of songs about "Israel" out there, luckily most people around here don't know 'em.
--Kirk Mon Jun 28 11:08:53 2004
Oh don't even get me started about jokes about last names...
--Cagey Mon Jun 28 14:08:43 2004
Well, sure, with a last name like "Cagey"...
--Kirk Mon Jun 28 14:40:41 2004
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