vacation scratchlog flush #5
If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons? Why do they say "I slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every 2 hours? Why is it that Goofy stands erect and Pluto stands on all fours--THEY'RE BOTH DOGS!!! Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the ABC song sound alike. Are you singing both the songs now? See! They do don't they?
--J Sat Jul 14 12:15:54 2007
I remember being shocked by the Twinkle Twinkle/ABC song in middle school, when someone played the former to show off their instrument to some elementary schoolers and the little kids identified it as the latter.
--Kirk Sat Jul 14 12:17:24 2007
If Jimmy Cracked Corn and no one cares, why the heck did they write a stupid song about it?
--J Sat Jul 14 12:18:33 2007
What disease did cured ham actually have? Can you cry under water?
--J Sat Jul 14 12:20:35 2007
How important does a person have to be to be considered "Assasinated" instead of just "murdered"? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 
--J Sat Jul 14 12:22:46 2007
Once your in heaven do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
--J Sat Jul 14 12:24:34 2007
Is J an angry person or Spam? Either which way, s/he's somewhat entertaining.
--The_Lex Sat Jul 14 14:35:46 2007
"Morality" is probably not etymologically related to "moron" so no. Babies, when they finally are actually sleeping often seem very peaceful. Goofy seems to come from a series of anthromorphic animals while Pluto was designed as an animal companion for Mickey. I am not singing both songs but yes they share a common melody.
--Kirk Sun Jul 15 19:14:37 2007
Being a folk song the exact meaning of Jimmy Crack Corn may never be known for certain but it may refer to whisky fueled apathy towards the death of a slave's oppressor.
--Kirk Sun Jul 15 19:20:14 2007
"Curing" can refer to a meat preservation process as well as to the reversal of a disease You probably can cry under water with the tear diffusing into the surrounding water.
--Kirk Sun Jul 15 19:26:32 2007
Fairly important though it is likely a journalistic judgement call. Because it is easy to get pizza dough into a round shape and efficient to cut cardboard into rectangular shapes.
--Kirk Sun Jul 15 19:29:15 2007
No one knows for certain what heaven is, but few mainstream beliefs in the West seem to expect a change of clothing to be unavailable; some Christian folk beliefs seem to suggest the giving of glowing robes, and possibly wings and harp.
--Kirk Sun Jul 15 19:32:20 2007

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