NEAR... far.... NEAR... far... NEAR... far.... HADOKEN!
Recently, I read about, in Soviet Russia, there was a black market for burnt-out lightbulbs.

Evidently bulbs were relatively unattainable, so people would take their burnt bulbs to the workplace, swap them for working bulbs. Bulbs that burnt out in a State building (which didn't extend to state housing, naturally) would get replaced immediately.

I thought the light-bulb thing was bad, but 4 flavors of ice-cream? That's some really loathesome oppression.
--LAN3 Sat Jun 20 16:43:51 2009

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