I work at a museum near the Space Needle, and someone forwarded to me a call from a crackpot who called himself "John Andromeda, from the Andromeda Galaxy" (which, when you think about it, is not much of an address) and outlined his plan to place crystals around the Space Needle (every 3' around the perimeter). It was wonderfully crazy, but the best part was the internal messages that prefaced it, including a very straight-faced message from a visitor-services sub-manager saying that the call was outside his scope and perhaps they could escalate it to the senior manager and perhaps the relevant VP.
--LAN3 Sun Dec 9 00:14:58 2007