problems of the first world

2011.07.03

--via 22words and Bill the Splut
Intelligent Design. A loving God. Allergies. You can pick two.

"Why don't you go talk to her?"
"Talk to her? Would you talk to a rainbow? Or a sunset?"
"If I wanted to get it on with refracted light, I would."
Phil and Lem, "Better Off Ted"

What is it with everyone and their questions this morning? 'Where'd you learn how to drive?' 'Will you marry me?' 'Why would you say that to my baby?'