You know, Musk is doing a pretty good Lex Luthor impression these days.

what the hell is the point of a nation that doesn't take care of its people.

O Tania, where now is that warm cunt of yours, those fat, heavy garters, those soft, bulging thighs? There is a bone in my prick six inches long. I will ream out every wrinkle in your cunt, Tania, big with seed. I will send you home to your Sylvester with an ache in your belly and your womb turned inside out. Your Sylvester! Yes, he knows how to build a fire, but I know how to inflame a cunt. I shoot hot bolts into you, Tania, I make your ovaries incandescent. Your Sylvester is a little jealous now? He feels something, does he? He feels the remnants of my big prick. I have set the shores a little wider, I have ironed out the wrinkles. After me you can take on stallions, bulls, rams, drakes, St. Bernards. You can stuff toads, bats, lizards up your rectum. You can shit arpeggios if you like, or string a zither across your navel. I am fucking you, Tania, so that you'll stay fucked. And if you are afraid of being fucked publicly I will fuck you privately. I will tear off a few hairs from your cunt and paste them on Boris' chin. I will bite into your clitoris and spit out two franc pieces.

A friend introduced me to this version of "Baby It's Cold Outside" that cuts the Gordian Knot of "is the original non-consensual pressure, or is He empowering Her to break the social mores blocking them both from having a good time while saving face?"

Honestly funniest video I've seen this week!

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TIL: Zildjian the famous cymbal maker is now in Massachusetts (they started 400 years ago in Constantinople, moved here 100 years ago)

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This is your quinquennial reminder that as a nation, we don't pay enough attention to the fact that in "Rocky III" Rocky fought a character played by Hulk Hogan. And that that character was named "Thunderlips".

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I guess I never posted the funnest I've ever had with a text scammer: