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What's lamer and more dictator-y... an "emergency" 20 minute poltical ad on the major networks or his handpicked board renaming the Kennedy Center after him?

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(Or putting a newly made up "peace prize" from a sports organization that want to suck up to him on his own neck. Man. This stuff is beyond parody.)

I have a list of people I don't want at my funeral. If they weren't there for me during life I don't want them there at death.... my funeral will have a bouncer.

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technically true jokes

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from https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2025/12/17/this-was-the-scene-at-the-boston-ice-tea-party/

"Scrambled eggs/Oh, my baby, how I love your legs/Not as much as I love scrambled eggs/Oh, we should eat some scrambled eggs."

They looked like a wet cat, which is to say refusing to acknowledge their situation with such rigid dignity that it almost feels foolish to bring it up.

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cool design examples

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JFC... RIP Rob Reiner and Michele (and possibly killed by their son, yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes)

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Mario and Luigi lizards via

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