Kirk Israel's commonplace and blog. Quotes and links daily since 2001.
2026.11.14
Q. What kind of wheel will you need for your extreme, weird, custom bicycle?
A. Bespoke
From a dream.
You know, I woke up thinking... finally! An actually funny dream joke, like it works on two levels (bespoke as in custom, plus a bike wheel has spokes!) but not that I look at it... not that funny.
2026.11.13
Great, like "kirkjerk" wasn't bad enough...
2026.11.12
2026.11.11
Achewood circa 2006. The "fly easy / care" is even more true with AI these days.

Oh, I just wanted to see if I could run my own web server. It ain't some big deal like the main nerds would have you believe.

This crud is fly-easy if you can make yourself care.
Chris Onstad, Achewood
That sentiment can be even more true in the age of AI/LLM.
2026.11.10
Everybody knows there is no fineness or accuracy of suppression; if you hold down one thing you hold down the adjoining.
Saul Bellow, "The Adventures of Augie
March"
2026.11.09
You sound sweet, but you don't make sense.
Linda Mason in "Holiday Inn"
Watched the Holidays classic "Holiday Inn" last night - a version that has the deeply unfortunate blackface scene in.

I didn't realize Irving Berlin totally coasted on his musical intution for melodies, and wrote a lot in F-sharp major (or G-flat minor) since that leans on just the black keys (in fact he had custom piano that could transpose)
2026.11.08