Conversation between Me and Mo
"Is that a shirt or a blouse you're wearing?"
"It's a shirt, duh."
"Actually, what's the difference between a shirt and a blouse?"
"Easy, I don't own any blouses"
I've learned the hard way that the same differentiation applies between a "small bag" and a "purse": if Mo is carrying it, it is not a purse.
Kinder Eggs

In Germany Mo and I had these great "Kinder Überraschung Eier", or "Kid Surprise Eggs". They're white and dark chocolate eggs with a yellow capsule inside, and inside the capsule is a toy, either a figurine or something you assemble. They're a lot of fun
and are available pretty much everywhere in the world except our nanny state USA, where the FDA considers pretty much any toy inside food a choking hazard ("Won't somebody think of the
children?" Alas, they have.) This
Unofficial site from the UK
has a good FAQ.
Recently I found out that people in the USA
can order eggs from
kinder-eggs.com.
Jim MacKenzie will sell you a batch of 24 for less than a dollar an egg,
including shipping. Supposedly everywhere but Germany gets the Italian
version of the product, which they say aren't quite as finely crafted, but ones Mo and I bought
in Mexico where interesting enough.
(Link via and Bird Image blatantly ripped off of Ranjit's Kindereggs Page)