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Yarr! It be National Talk Like A Pirate Day! You best be talkin like me, or we'll have you taking a long walk down a short plank to Davey Jone's locker! Yarrr! (Dangit, my pirate voice sounds like the Sea Captain on the Simpsons trying to speak ebonics. Ah well.)

Optical Illusion of the Moment

--Yarrr, you'll be thinking' these little seeds are spinning when they aren't spinning at'all. It's like you were too deep into your cup of ale, yarrr, y'scurvy dog. This and a regular pirate's treasure of other tricks on the eye can be seen at this here webpage. Yar.

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Java Applet of the Moment
Ahoy! This be some more booty for yer eyes, Arrrrr....the coolest special effect I've seen across th' seven seas. Natalie Portman as Matrix Code, and a higher-rez and byootiful version, a Portman Reloaded -- Object404.com seems to have a pirate's treasure o' neat stuff, go look or I'll keelhaul the lot o' ya. (and he says he be lookin' for a job, if you need a guy for yer ship's crew.)

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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Line of the Moment

This program runs at a blistering speed. And by 'blistering speed', I'm refering to the blisters formed on your fingers while drumming them on your desk, waiting for the damn thing to get finished.