2011.08.09
What I value more than all things, good humor.
Love is like hash. You have to have confidence in it to enjoy it.
I don't believe in an eye for an eye. Oh no, I believe in an eye for two eyes... Or better yet... an eye for two eyes, and an ear, and a spleen, and maybe a new shirt because this one is COVERED IN ENTRAILS!
Yes, when love goes bad, it can fill an apple with yelling.