From a half remembered dream:
"[At this terrible bakery-cafe], the employee's health care plan was a mutual pact of
1 wash your hands
2 promise that's not an std
3 does this look infected to you? eww
If their specialty rolls packaging wasn't properly sealed we could take them home to eat before they went stale, so i had a side hustle making sure sabotaging the sealing clips. "
The Thrilling Adventures of Lovelace and Babbage is a brilliant graphic novel
Charles Babbage was an interesting character (I remember doing a book report on him in middle school) but Lovelace is even more so.