2024.11.05
Tragedy struck the slopes of Mount Rainier this week when a stranded hiker had to eat the people who were rescuing him just to stay alive.I also liked unused joke ""Mike Flynn's much publicized attempt to break every record in the 'Guinness Book of Records' got off to a rocky start this week when his recording of 'White Christmas' sold only five copies." And he makes me want to install a diner booth in the dining room.
MAGA Logic:
* Giving water to people waiting in long ass polling station lines - PROBABLY VOTE TAMPERING
* Running an lottery scam to buy votes - JUST FINE
(no wait, it's... a job hiring process, because if it was the lottery it claimed it was it would be illegal in Pennsylvania? JFC)
