the dipshit counterrevolution is being televised

2025.03.07
All Trump ever wanted to do was make engaging television, and by that standard it's been a wildly successful presidency.
Brian Heater, Apr 25, 2019
This is going to be great television, I will say that.
Donald Trump, Feb 28, 2025
"By one recent count, Trump has appointed 21 Fox News personalities to his staff--many, like Pete Hegseth, the secretary of defense, at the highest levels of his administration."
The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation was awarded a huge research grant to design and produce synthetic personalities to order. The results were uniformly disastrous. All the 'people' and 'personalities' turned out to be amalgams of characteristics that simply could not co-exist in naturally occurring life forms. Most of them were just poor pathetic misfits, but some were deeply, deeply dangerous. Dangerous because they didn't ring alarm bells in other people. They could walk through situations the way that ghosts walk through walls, because no one spotted the danger

The most dangerous of all were three identical ones--they were put in this hold, to be blasted, with this ship, right out of this universe. They are not evil, in fact they are rather simple and charming. But they are the most dangerous creatures that ever lived because there is nothing they will not do if allowed, and nothing they will not be allowed to do...