2025.09.04

"Department of War". JFC. This is what happens when you get ruled by folks who learned history from The History Channel (i.e. during its endless WW2 specials.)
"Well I'll tell you the funniest is that I'll go backstage before a show, and everyone's getting dressed and ready, and everything else, and, you know, no men anywhere, and I'm allowed to go in because I'm the owner of the pageant and therefore I'm inspecting it... You know, the dresses. 'Is everyone okay?' You know they're standing there with no clothes. And you see these incredible-looking women. And so I sort of get away with things like that."