I've frequently not been on boats.

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ROS: We might as well be dead. Do you think death could possibly be a boat?
GUIL: No, no, no... Death is... not. Death isn't. You take my meaning. Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being.
You can't not-be on a boat.
ROS: I've frequently not been on boats.
GUIL: No, no, no - what you've been is not on boats.
ROS: I wish I was dead.
Tom Stoppard, "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead" (They find themselves below decks on a sailing ship, with their last memories of being about to be hanged at the gallows)
RIP Tom Stoppard! My friend Kay made up these shirts for me:


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