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KHftCEA 0.3

"Notice I didn't say 'TV'.  'TV' is a nickname.  Nicknames are for friends.  Television is not your friend."
          --sketch on Mr.Show
you and me not kissing is a tragedy on par with the loss of atlantis, and about as real.
Dear Miss Manners:
          Is it necessary to buy my fiancée an engagement ring?
Gentle Reader:
          No.  Nowadays it isn't even necessary to marry her.  We do everything by the dictates of the heart these days, which accounts for the astounding divorce rate.
"And isn't sanity really just a one trick pony anyway?  I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh oooh oooh, the sky is the limit!"
          --The Tick
"When your phone don't ring, it'll be me."
          --George Jones
"I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning"
"Run a damp sponge across a bookshelf, and you pick up a few bits of defunct comets, of grime ground off colliding asteroids, and of powder left behind when the planets formed."
          --The New Yorker
In a lecture, Werner von Braun once said "Ve haf alvays been aiming for zer stars," and a little voice at the back replied, "But ve keep hittink London."
"If heartaches were commercials, we'd all be on TV"
          --John Prine
rebekah, do you know how difficult it is to see you kiss in my rearview mirror?  Or to add seeing you and him snuggle to my associations with you and that couch?  This orbit is very very cold.
"There is a fine line between genius and insanity;  I play hopscotch."
ran into a small scared bat outside my aunt & uncle's- it seemed scared and no longer able to fly.
Good luck, bat.
          --4/27/97 10:28 pm
Q.What did the buddhist say to hotdog vendor?
A. "Make me one with everything"
between losing sQ, losing Mr. Johnson, and risking losing Rebekah I could cry.  When you're driving with the wind in your face, tears are awfully cold.
          -4/30/97 11:50 am
There is a cricket
in my bed, rubbing
her feet together.  She

says, "this is no
amorphous love-song,
this is my nature.  That
is why I rub
my feet together."

But I know, she
knows she's lying.
I can see it
in her cricket eyes, feel
the quaking in her
exoskeleton. I am
hypnotized by the movement
of her antenae.  And I

her emperor, am poised
above her in my royal yellow
robe embroidered with
scarlet-eyed dragons, flavoring
my kisses with black pearls
until I hear her
rub her feet together again.
                     --Spare Change
clichés for a new millenium:
          floats your boat
          melts your chocolate
          turns you on
          lights your fire
          drains your pool
          mows your lawn
          sinks your battleship
          fills your sausage
          bangs your head
          loves thy neighbor
          salts your margarita
          touches your monkey
          rolls your dice
          -milks your cow
          -makes you happy
                     --fall 96
thinking about staying at Mike's with Rebekah last year: sharing a bed, a shower. It felt very grownup, somehow.  If r breaks up with d, how am i going to be able to not try to woo her?
do cats get depressed? Suicidal?  How can you tell?
"The road to hell is paved with melting snowballs."
          --Larry Wall
"All science is either physics or stamp collecting."
          --Ernest Rutherford
"The question is complex and life is short."
          --Protagoras on the existence of the gods
How could Gordon get so much religion so quickly?  From being the epitome of hedonism and philosophy and a dumb grin to hardcore fundamentalism.  What can do that to a guy?
there are many things I need to learn in this world.  For example, to stop parking under trees (my car  
seems to be a birdshit magnet)  Lots of other of the things have to do with romance.
how/why does r deal with people who don't deal well with other people?
scared+compared- why do so many of my friends have such an easier time with romance?
I knew I was in a true cambridge video store when I saw the Wall of Woody (Allen)

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