| KHftCEA 1998-03.1 March |
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KHftCEA 1998-03.1 March
Jeez. Am I falling apart? Or just a hypochondriac? Good to hear Lena say that I seem so into Mo (No pun intended.) 98-3-4 --- "i have a devilish craving for a small sausage" --Soviet Mayday Protester --- "i'm really a big fan of.." Sarcastic t shirt idea from a dream- fill in the blank with "left wing politics" or right- or types of music- the weird thing is no one knows if you're serious or sarcastic. 98-3-5 --- Nearly 3/4 of Americans "completely agree" with the statement "I never doubted the existence of God" Sheesh. Grazing, anyone? http://www.godhatesfags.com. Yikes. 98-3-5 --- "C is for salad, that's good enough for me [...] no, C is the abstract representation of this salad [...] I mean, C is a variable, to which I'm assiging the value of salad [...] I really like balsamic vinegar dressing." -mo 98-3-7 --- "Gosh, is this what life is all about?" --Anthony Colindres 98-3-4 --- This was really starting to get disgusting. A friend suggested that I do a search under appliances. (Naughty girl.) So I did. I searched under "blender," where I found the "Love Blender Romance Homepage," which sounded awful, but turned out to be a poetry site. Whew, in the clear. -- Karen Epstein , Tufts Daily --- java program: CyberSisyphus (maybe Prometheus Bound as well) 98-3-13 --- "Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set fire to him, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -J. Heyes-Jones --- "The Germans are a cruel people. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy." -Black Adder --- "Vikings? There ain't no vikings here. Just us honest farmers. The town was burning, the villagers were dead. They didn't need those sheep anyway. That's our story and we're sticking to it." --viking@probe.net --- "It's a sad ass that never rejoices." --Someone's grandfather caught farting --- "All women are either girls, women, or men. And all men are either men, boys, or hairdressers [...] Sigourney Weaver is a man. Jane Fonda is a man. Diane Keaton is a girl. Jessica Lange is a woman. Mel Gibson is a boy, Clint Eastwood is a man. Cary Grant is a hairdresser." --Cynthia Heimel quoting Felicity quoting Will Wenham's theory --- I am nuts for information-- as are we all, I suspect, most real men and women. I can't get enough of the stuff. When I'm clicking through the hundreds of E-mail messages that await me each morning, sometimes I imagine I'm a mighty information whale, sifting through thousands of tiny (but nutritious!) krill bits. Yum! Whether it's reading the cereal box or scanning the advertisment slide show some genius thought to project on the big screen at the movie theater, my appetite for information is unquenchable. --Joshua Quittner --- Can't believe that my Pilot went out on me-- feels like some kind of neurological disorder... and Mo's so generous with her own machine, but it's odd thought to be so thoroughly abstracting the information (mine) from the hardware (hers) --- "The beatings will continue until morale improves" --- "Some people have a way with words, others have not way." --Steve Martin --- O pilot my pilot - do you think of me while another's hands, rougher, more experienced than mine familiarize themselves thoroughly, unapologetically? --Mo 98-3-23 --- Business Idea- at home pet euthanasia- why should a pet's final moments be at the frightening vet's and not at home? 98-3-23 --- "Love isn't something you can wrap in chains and throw in a lake. That's Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot." --Jack Handey --- josie 623 2862 leary 508-653-3604 $16 for 500@500 --- WooHoo! www.loveblender.com loveb28 208.157.44.28 711 --- SCORPIO: Remember, torturing animals is wrong, unless it is for cosmetic reasons -- because the only thing worse than a dead cat is an ugly woman. PISCES: You should be proud of your idea. It is a very good idea. To combine a spork with a spork and make a very spork. That's invention! --Max the Psychic |