| KHftCEA 1998-07.2 July CB |
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KHftCEA 1998-07.2 July CB
Let me walk you through this: If there were such things as angels, which there are not, and if there were such a thing as God, which there is not, God and his heavenly host would have more important things to do than stand at the foot of your bed and watch you get fucked in the ass. Angels, despite the pop-culture moment they're currently enjoying, do not exist. --Dan Savage --- "You're unnatturally mean spirited today, Kirk" "Me? Are you serious?" "Well, in a friendly kind of way I guess." --John Lammers + Kirk Israel 98-7-23 --- "The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. And although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it either. So what I'm left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I can't quite remember." --George Carlin --- Boss: There are no new original ideas! Me: I've heard that. --ed@csd.uwm.edu --- Rebekah uses smilies in e-mail as-- what, a reasurance of good karma? The old "a pretty girl's smile" talisman? 98-7-27 --- Odd that I'm still writing about Rebekah, but it's very different than a year ago; then I wrote what I felt in this journal, now that I'm in love with Mo but have let people read this I tend to keep my cards to my chest. 98-7-27 --- Y2K anxiety! TEOFTWAWKI? (The end of the world as we know it?) Can't believe there's going to be over a year of this dread! It must be like being in one of thise cults with a deadline. 98-7-27 --- It's the ones who resist that we most want to kiss Wouldn't you say? --George Michael, "Cowboys and Angels" --- Questioning the Religous System = MetaSin = Medicine. Heh. 98-7-29 --- > > All positive integers are interesting! > Any doubters? No, no, no. All positive integers are boring. Proof by contradiction: Let n be the smallest non-boring positive integer. So what? QED. --sci.math --- All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism. --/usr/bin/fortune --- mrs.major betty israel is a BAD GIRL -Sarah 98-7-25 --- |