| KHftCEA 1998-09 September CB |
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KHftCEA 1998-09 September CB
Wagner as a founder of "masterpiece syndrome" in New Yorker- I think Star Wars continues that. 98-9-2 --- There hasn't been this kind of upheaval in Beantown since John Adams leaned over stoically to Paul Revere, bared his yellow teeth, and whispered, "I've always loved you, my man. I'll always think about your naked ass between my fingers." --HoleCity.com,"Avenge" --- "While making 'Supercop,' I dislocated a cheekbone. I didn't even know you could do that." --Jackie Chan --- "Say the purpose of sex isn't procreation or recreation. Say it's concentration. Say it makes you focus on the person you're sleeping with, 'cause there's just too many other people in the world. It's like biological highlighter. [...] Look for me first, in any crowded room, and I'll do the same" --Lyle Lovett, The Opposite of Sex 98-9-5 --- Did Ohio State's tailback Pepe Pearson go to Euclid? 98-9-8 --- I miss the heat of summer already. Though some of that may be the A/C here at work. 98-9-10 --- "The nipples of strangers sometimes means more than those of the ones we love." 98-9-10 --- For him, having sex came as naturally as breathing. Even more so. Which may have explained his fascination with autoerotic aphyxiation... 98-9-11 --- Mo's right I do need to be more exercise-a-riffic. 98-9-15 --- "Why must you tell me all your secrets when it's hard enough to love you knowing nothing?" -- Lloyd Cole and the Commotions --- micom 2001 --- sig .sig marker:98-9-17 --- "[falling in love is] Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." --Roger, 9 "Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." --Christine, 9 "Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I've been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." --Bobby, 8 "Don't forget your wife's name...that will mess up the love." --Roger, 8 "Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take the trash out." --Randy, 8 --- Public media should not contain explicit or implied descriptions of sex acts. Our society should be purged of the perverts who provide the media with pornographic material while pretending it has some redeeming social value under the public's 'right to know'. -- Kenneth Starr, 1987, "Sixty Minutes" --- Along the way you ran into dangerous enemies described in the [Mighty Bomb Jack] manual like this: "Rube: It is very much revengeful towards Jack, and it pursues him endlessly." Translation: "Ha ha, American. Tecmo no hire no one for speak English make manual of you." --Seanbaby --- Eating a Payday makes me think of dad being sick. This morning it also made be upset that he won't be able to see what I've accomplished, will never meet Mo. 98-9-25 --- letter from Ellen reminds me of the old EHS marching band song: Van Ho, Van Ho! It's off to march he goes- he trips and falls and marks time wrong- Van Ho, Van Ho Van Ho Van Ho! 98-9-25 --- THE LIVING END Before long the end Of the beginning Begins to bend To the beginning Of the end you live With some misgivings About what you did. --Samuel Menashe --- seeds: (cell•automata) on->off off N=2->on --- Religion is like masturbation because: It doesn't produce anything. Nothing is created by it. A lot of people spend a lot of time at it and derive a great deal of pleasure and satisfaction from it. Most important, polite people do it in private. --alt.fan.cecil-adams --- Sitting by the Charles with Mo Rick Rebecca Jared Charles drinking wine. 98-9-30 --- |