| KHftCEA 1999-05.2 May |
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KHftCEA 1999-05.2 May
Got a new alarm clock with big old numbers. You know, I'm kind of nostalgic about the old one. It's been in my family since the 70s, I remember it sitting in the bathroom throughout highschool, and of course it's been by my bedside through college and beyond. Possible Blender Ramble material. 99-5-25 --- Dear Social Arbiters: I hear you can tell what kind of a lover a man is by the way he dances. Is that true? Melissa Dear Melissa: Yes, it's simple. A man who is a good dancer is not a good lover. No one knows why this is true. No evidence about women has yet been published. Social Arbiters --Cynthia Heimel, "But Enough About You" --- Through the twilight, I can hear the humming Of a melancholy tune. For the memories that still linger, I thank you Mr. Moon. And, although I've never smiled, Winter, summer, autumn too, Now here's one tune to remind me why I feel so blue... Tubas in the Moonlight Playing for me all night Tell me what I want to hear... Am I only dreamin'? Am I only schemin? Stars above me, shining brightly... Why can't she be sitting here beside me? Tubas in the moonlight Will bring my loved ones home --Dave Gannett, "Tubas From Hell" --- Remember: revenge is the best revenge. --Cynthia Heimel, "But Enough About You" --- Even the broken letters of the heart Spell...Earth. [...] Even the earth of the brokenhearted can heal --Daniel Thompson (in Spare Change) --- "Lips kissed for the first time are kissed forever." --Sandra Bernhard, "Love, Love, Love" --- |