|KHftCEA Appendix E From Tufts Sigs pt 2|
KHftCEA Appendix E From Tufts Sigs pt 2
ALVY: ...It was great seeing Annie again and I realized what a terrific person she was and how much fun it was knowing her and I thought of that old joke, you know, this, this this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, uh, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken and, uh, the doctor says, well why don't you turn him in? And the guy says, I would, but I need the eggs. Well, I guess that's pretty much how I feel about relationships. You know, they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd and, but uh, I guess we keep going through it... because... most of us need the eggs.
--Woody Allen, Annie Hall
I got gravel in my paw / Dirty motor oil soaked / Down to my skin
Got gravel in my paw / Dirty motor oil soaked / Down to my skin
Broken glass in my mouth / Sparkles / Every time I grin
--Bobby Sichran, "Stray Dog"
"All life is 6-to-5 against, just enough to keep you interested"
"You're a mural??"
"You're a moray eel???"
"It's like you're pointing at the moon, but people are looking at your finger"
"I remember two things very well, and that is that ladies are pretty and money pays the bills when you get it"
--B.B.King (from The Tufts Daily)
"Has God forgotten everything I've done for Him?"
"If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn"
--Charlie "Yardbird" Parker, 9/9/49
"Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea."
"Love is two crickets hopping in the same direction"
"The desires of the heart are as crooked as corkscrews."
"I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a *greedy* craven little coward."
"Tough times make monkeys eat red peppers."
"Man and machines share in the stimulating exchange of...aaargh."
-Eddie, H.G.t.t.G Radio Scripts
"The time has come," the walrus said,
"To speak of manic things,
Of shots and shouts, and sealing dooms
Of commoners and kings."