A man comes rushing into the psychiatrist's office, apologizing for being late because he overslept. "But I had an incredible breakthrough in my dream," the man says breathlessly, "I was talking with my mother and she suddenly turned into you! That's when I woke up, got dressed, grabbed a Coke and a donut, and rushed to your office." The psychiatrist says: "A Coke and a donut? You call that a breakfast?" --from Cathcart and Klein's "Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar: Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes".
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