2001.02.05
Hey, my company starts up at the Arsenal Office Campus today. Should be an interesting place to work. I don't know if I should walk it or drive it. I feel lame driving it, but if I walk it I might get the impression that that's enough exercise for the day, when really I'm not even breaking a sweat.
Link of the Moment
Got the Valentine Edition of the loveblender up yesterday. It took a bit longer than I expected (well, I also had to wait for Mo to download some
sun java tutorial files. She seems to be getting the core ideas pretty quickly.
Joke of the Moment
>> Please give me the top ten uses for silk scarves.
>> I need to know for a report I am writing. Well,
>> that and Zixia is arriving in 10 days.
>
>TOP TEN USES FOR SCARVES:
>
>1. Dance of a thousand scarves (Highlights package)
I must have missed that issue when I was last at the dentist.
SILK SCARF STRIPPERY AND FOREPLAY WITH GOOFUS AND GALLANT:
GOOFUS just whips all the scarves off while dancing and gets instantly naked. | GALLANT teases and hints with the scarves, leaving those he dances for increasingly aroused. |
GOOFUS binds the wrists of his victims to his bedpost with silk scarves, just before stabbing them with an icepick. | GALLANT blindfolds his partner in the kitchen, and seductively shoves strawberries, bananas, and other food products down their throats. |