Observation of the Moment
Why it's a good thing tattos have an age requirement in 5 words: "Harry Potter Forehead Scar Tattoos"
--Inspired by a Mark Parisi "off the mark" cartoon.
Image of the Moment
"That tanker split like a melon when it tore through the zoo's chain link fence. Sulfuric acid was everywhere."
"Oh, that's horrible. Was anybody hurt?"
"Thank goodness, no. But now I'll be haunted for all eternity by the image of penguins screaming as they dissolve."
--Red Meat, a very twisted comic
Thought of the Moment
"Anyone who says life is short really isn't paying attention."
--March 4 2001