Real Life Quote of the Moment
"Self-medication with alcohol is generally a bad idea"
Cartoon Quote of the Moment
"Dirt doesn't need luck."
--Professor Farnsworth, Futurama
Something In-between Quote of the Moment
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because, if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA Contest (via The Stile Project, a pretty raunchy site)
The scary thing is, I think she's kind of right.