March 12, 2001
Real Life Quote of the Moment
"Self-medication with alcohol is generally a bad idea"
Mo, 2001.03.11

Cartoon Quote of the Moment
Dirt doesn't need luck.

Something In-between Quote of the Moment
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because, if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA Contest (via The Stile Project, a pretty raunchy site)

The scary thing is, I think she's kind of right.