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September 5, 2001
At Chili's
(After the waiter asked if we wanted change from a twenty for a $14 tab)
Kirk: "Nah, we were gonna give him a 50% tip"
John: "Yeah, that waiter was really stellar."
Kirk: "You mean, very far away and hard to communicate with?"
--2001.09.03. It was funnier in person, especially since the service had been pretty middlin'.

Link of the Moment
World Wide Words is a very interesting site about various words and phrases, albeit with a slant towards British English. If you're interested in the history of words, you could spend a long time just hitting their Surprise Me link. (Unfortunately the way it's setup means you can't just hit reload, but have to click the link.)