2001.09.07
I'm sorry, I'm afraid I subscribe to the theory of intellectual osmosis. As such, I must now cease our conversation and move away from you before my intelligence begins to drop. Good day.The guy ends up sounding a bit like The Simpsons' Comic Book Guy (actually, for best effect try to hear his voice while reading the above quote), but there's some funny stuff in there.
Toy of the Moment

from the T-shirt Archive: #19 of a Tedious Series

Given as a gift. Apparently by some one unclear on my gender.