it works every time

January 19, 2002
Quote of the Moment
I found while driving in Wyoming that wearing a stetson and driving a beat-up pickup meant you could go as fast as you like, while the police picked up Californian winnebagos that went one mph over 55. After all, they wanted to bring money into the state, not merely circulate it.
Terry Pratchett, in the Usenet group

Image of the Moment
Ah...Handsome Man Lando Calrissian. In college, Rick and I loved the up-and-down look smilin' Lando gave Princess Leia as he says "Hello what have we here...", it became a catch phrase. And Billy Dee William's later career as Colt 45 pitchman just added to his greatness... I'm hoping now more people will get it when I say "Lando was does work every time!" (Image via Toys R Gus)