2002.09.16
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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dwayne."
"Dwayne who?"
"Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!" |
--Earliest knock-knock I can remember. |
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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Death."
"Death wh--URK!" | --via Bill and Li. |
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"Wanna do a Knock-Knock Joke?" "OK!"
"You start."
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"...???"
| --My Dad got me with this one when I was little kid. |
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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not you anymore."
| --Boss in Dilbert using "humor to ease the tension when the workplace is being trimmed." |
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"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Anxious Cow"
"Anx--"
"MOOOO!"
| --High School favorite. |
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"Knock knock." "Cow with ESP" | --Steve Sian, from a dream he had. |
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THE WORLD WAR III KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE: "Knock knock." "Who's there?"
| --from Middle School... doesn't really work without being from with the title, alas. |