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Hmmmmmmm....

I am going to be performing my stand-up routine tonight (Oh dear. Oh my. It seems that we have some singed pussy in here!) And frankly, I am not all that nervous. In fact, I am nervous that I am not nervous. I am really hopeful that by the time I get ready to go on stage I am ready to puke. If not, I need to change professions and get a high-risk, high-paying job where fearlessness will make me rich.
--Dylan
2003.01.14
Funny of the Moment
"Beautiful day, isn't it?"
"Yes it is."
"Hear the birds?"
"Mm-hmm"
"Sometimes...I like to pretend that I'm deaf... and I try to imagine what it would be like.."
"Right..."
...not to be able to hear them...
....it's not so bad."
'Curb Your Enthusiasm'
HBO was having some kind of marathon.

Article of the Moment
"The Spy Who Gonged Me -- Was Chuck Barris a CIA Assassin?" That interesting tidbits, plus high(or low-)lights from "The Dating Game" and "The Newlywed Game". (Come to think of it, it looks like the wolf files may have cribbed from Salon the Salon article I previously kisrael'd.)

Quote of the Moment
"If people really liked work, we'd still be plowing the ground with sticks and transporting goods on our back."
William Feather
Link of the Moment
It's the Budget Traveller's Guide to Sleeping in Airports, a guide to various cities and how happy you're going to be to sleep in their airports.