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42 muscles to frown

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What the hell happened???

I was using the restroom at Starbucks and found the following "crime scene." There was a bottle of restaurant soy sauce (it had the funny pour top you find in restaurants) on the back of the toilet and a puddle of soy sauce on the floor.

Why?

And it's very unusual to find a puddle of brown liquid in the bathroom - even if it is soy sauce.

--Dylan
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2003.12.18
Feh, my unique visitor counter may be gradually return to its pre-Popular Science levels (assuming that's what caused the boost.) It was 1300 for a few days, then a jump to 400 for a week or so, now its around 200. Ah well! Hopefully a few of the new visitors have decided to stick around and check out things on a regular basis...

Exchange of the Moment
Etoile says, "When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head."
Gilmore says, "it takes no muscles at all to use your psychic abilities to give them inoperable tumors throughout their vital organs"
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Very fun stuff, but also very heavy on the gay and dick jokes. So if that's your cup of tea, read on! It's very funny. People of a less sophomoric bend may not enjoy it so much.

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