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i can't stop this feeling, deep inside of me. it might be some kind of intestinal flu.

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Funny Kirk should mention fearing for his job! I have been fearing losing my job for the better part of 2 years now. It's no fun! I also constantly deal with the fear that at any moment someone is going to realize that I am a total moron and a fraud. A few weeks ago I picked up a copy of Folio Weekly magazine, and there was a picture of the Duval County Superintendant of Schools wearing a giant dunce cap with the letter "F" scrawled on it!
What kind of a nightmare is that?
I fear I too will wake up one day and find myself on the cover of a newspaper with a big dunce cap on my head!
--Sarah
Now that I HAVE been let go of my job, I live in fear that folks back in Boston at the organization's HQ are snickering and saying things like, "Dylan wasn't really laid off. We just discovered porn on his computer and didn't know how to say anything. So we just said it was a lay off."

I'M NOT PARANOID! I DON'T HAVE PORN ON MY COMPUTER. REALLY. REALLY REALLY I DON'T.
--Dylan
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2004.02.13
Woo, Friday the 13th. Sometimes it feels like I've been living a whole month of Friday the 13ths, especially this week. Fearing for my job, fearing for my emotional health...admittedly not the same as fearing I'm going to be sliced repeatedly by an evil man in a hockey mask, but that's just a movie.

Public Service of the Moment
If you have any reason to believe that your day may end up being short of your daily minimum allotment of David Hasselhoff, or if you are of German Descent*, Please Click Here

Prayer of the Moment
<Firefly> Time for my prayers:
<Firefly> Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
<Firefly> May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
<Firefly> May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
<Firefly> Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
<Firefly> And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
<Firefly> Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
<Firefly> For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.
For those not in the know, it's a parody of a certain type of hacker talk...kinda clever, actually.

Online Toy of the Moment
Admittedly I posted this 3 years ago, but this year I remembered to link to it before Valentine's Day, it's the ACME Heart Maker. Good fun if you're trying to be cute or if your just bitter and cynical like I am today.

News Coverage of the Moment
The Daily Show invents the Bush-on-Meet-the-Press drinking game! *Hic*