you must be mistaken

July 29, 2004
Quote of the Moment
"If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner."
--Tallulah Bankhead

Offer of the Moment
Anyone want a pair of tickets to Cirque de Soleil on August 7, $150 for both? Great seats, says my coworker...

Wrongness of the Moment
As he entered the room within which so many a wild night of their sweltering love affair had been spent, the White Rabbit regarded her with benevolent eyes, her posture such that he suspected something was wrong, but before he could speak Alice unburied her face from her trembling hands and between her intense sobs he made out the words, "I'm late . . . I'm late."
--Cory Gano, this year's Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. Some good stuff, but there's too much of it to get through without starting to think "I've seen this before..."