September 10, 2004
> > >...or, as they say, a conservative is just a liberal
> > > who's been mugged.
> > From personal experience I can say that that is not true.
> William, William, William...
> ...have you been out mugging liberals again?
No, Chad. I am a *Scientist* conducting experiments.
Step 1: Mug liberal
Step 2: See if his political opinions change.
Step 3: Mug a Conservative
Step 4: Don't care if his opinions change, did it for the money.
Step 5: Enjoy a well earned pint or two.
Science takes commitment, but I'm up to the job.
--William Hyde, rec.arts.sf.written (via Danny Sichel in alt.humor.best-of-usenet.)
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