October 4, 2004
Commandment of the Moment
VI- Thou Shalt Eat EasyMac
Student asked unto God if there was any alternatives to the cafeteria, and God said to him, you shall eat a lot of EasyMac. It is easy to make and you donít need milk or a stove. And student said microwaves were forbidden by the RA. And God said to him, you shall hide the microwave under your bed with a towel on top. And Student asked, what if it is discovered. And God told him to stop being such a pussy, and it was good.
--from The Ten Commandments of College. I also really liked the one about the Hoodie. It's funny, I have two of this one GAP green zipped hoodie, and they really are like my security blanket this time of year. I've kept one around at work for like at least 5 years now, even though the sleeves are fraying now. Plus last week, after a minor fenderbender (hit from behind) and a bit of an anxiety attack I realized I was wearing one almost 24-7, which is a little pathetic but hey...like the link says "And God said unto student, you must wear a hoodie, for it is a useful garment." (link and choice of quote via Candi's LJ)
Science of the Moment
There's actually a pretty solid explanation for why that painting's eyes seem to follow you around the room...and no, it's not because you're living a Scooby Doo episode where there really is a guy behind there.