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• Gargamel lived alone with his cat
• His cat was named "Azrael", after the angel of death. "Azrael" is quite possibly the most cliche Goth name ever.
• Gargamel's own name is possibly a corruption of 'Gagiel', the angel of fish. Although a poor choice, it is still a very Goth thing to do. And it's better than "Drax, the Everliving".
• Gargamel only wore black.
• Gargamel's most hated enemies were folks who lived happy, carefree lives.
• Gargamel used the word "wretched" like it was going out of style. He also overused the words "miserable" and "drat".
• Gargamel's only female friend was a fat chick who constantly verbally abused him.
• Gargamel's motions chasing after the Smurfs are not that far off from Goths dancing. Watch the reruns - trust me.