July 27, 2009
--The punchline of the parody is a bit harsh, but still.
I need to learn how to stretch stuff around in Photoshop Elements (assuming it supports it.)
ODBC and Hibernate -- now you can put your tabular-ish records on the filesystem, and your properties file in your database, and confuse other developers for hours! Never underestimate the "what the hell??" power of such a configuration!