javadvent calendar day 23

December 23, 2009

Step 1. rally your troops to block health care (on behalf of the deep-pocketed insurance industry)
Step 2. ensuring narrowest vote margins
Step 3. accuse opponents of making "sweetheart deals" to get over the blockage
Step 4. profit? - Swedes have a tradition of Christmas Eve Donald Duck cartoons, and they take it seriously. I like that.
What's worse: Having pubic hair in your kung pao chicken, or having kung pao chicken in your pubic hair?
I used to feel guilty that in high school, my mom would run the snowblower w/ me warm inside. Turns out she just digs powered equipment...
"I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota."
--Fran Lebowitz