humor for geeks

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April 30, 2011

One of mu favorite parts of Portal 2....

"The people that you work with are, just, when you get down to it, your very best friends. They say on your deathbed, you never wish you spent more time at the office- but I will. Gotta be a lot better than a deathbed!"
--Michael on his final episode of The Office
"This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you."
--Portal 2
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
--Cave Johnson, Portal 2